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Dead Man

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Watched on May 18, 2025
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Imagine you’re watching one of the best westerns you’ve ever seen, with a compelling askance view of the myth of the American west, along with a terrifically nuanced and sympathetic depiction of a Native American. And imagine someone else in the room is doing some of the worst guitar noodling you’ve ever heard over the top of the entire movie.

I’m not a huge fan of Neil Young but honestly, this made me like him even less.

(I realise this is not going to be a popular opinion.)

An Urban Allegory

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Watched on May 16, 2025
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This caught me off-guard at how great it was.

Also worth watching Thomas Bangalter’s CHIROPTERA which ties in with An Urban Allegory and is equally stunning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCWRZ0wQHX8

The Professionals

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Watched on May 14, 2025
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Lee Marvin and Burt Lancaster are tremendous in this rugged revisionist men-on-a-mission western, a classic of the “just guys being dudes” genre. The relationships all feel completely believable. The camaraderie between the four leads is off the charts and the late-film reunion between Dolworth and Chiquita is one of the most badass, heartbreaking things I’ve ever seen.

Really, really great.

Warfare

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Watched on May 12, 2025
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Warfare does its best to thread the tricky needle between giving an honest depiction of the horrors of war told through a skirmish in the Middle East being told from the point of view of some extremely green American soldiers without descending into jingoistic oo-rah American imperialist bullshit. I’m not sure it fully succeeds, and ultimately it ends up falling between the two stools and pleasing nobody.

Still I’m glad Alex Garland got this out of his system though.

Night Moves

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Watched on May 10, 2025
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How 70s is this? It’s even got Gene Hackman being sexy and eating fondue, every character is completely broken and the film is thoroughly bleak throughout. None more 70s.

Really great.

Gilda

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Watched on May 9, 2025
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The dialogue is crackling, and Glenn Ford and Rita Hayworth are two of the hottest people ever to share a screen. Rita Hayworth’s hair deserves a character credit all of its own. But I really struggled keeping up with the motivations of the characters, which seemed to change from one scene to the next. One minute, Johnny is trying to stop Gilda cucking his boss, and the next minute he’s okay with her cucking him?

Sultry fun.

Carlito's Way

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Watched on May 6, 2025
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De Palma is in very familiar territory here. Not that there’s anything wrong with that - no-one does incredibly enjoyable, watchable elegant sleaze quite like De Palma.

Was Luis Guzman in this film the inspiration for Flight of the Conchords’ Hair Helmets?

The Accountant

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Watched on May 6, 2025
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Honestly, it took me three runs at this film to finish it. The problem, for me, was that the opening half of the film is some of the most turgid setup, written as if the audience is completely stupid. Actually, the whole film treats the audience as if it’s stupid. There’s a bit at the end where the treasure agent has finally figured out who he is and the film has her say all the things out loud that the audience have already worked out ages ago. A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PLEASE. So yeah, this isn’t a problem that goes away in the film, it’s just that there isn’t enough juice in the first half to justify it. It gets a lot more enjoyable in the second half when it stops pretending to be the first draft of Good Will Hunting/ and goes a little more John Wick.

But tbh I think my main issue with this film is that I just don’t like Ben Affleck.

The Skull

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Watched on May 4, 2025
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Classic Amicus. A little bit of camp but a lot of fun. The nightmare sequence was a delight. Also loved the various two-shots of an eyeless skull facing off against Peter Cushing, the greatest eye-actor in history. Mad respect for the multiple shots from the inside of the skull. Mad audacious.

(Minor aside: since this is firmly in the era of using asbestos for snowflakes in films, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of toxic shit Cushing was breathing in during the gas sequence).